Why does TLC have a show called MALL COPS? Yeah, I said it, “TLC has a show on cable called mutha#@%in’ >>MALL COPS<<. Alert All Passengers; we’ve officially reached the final destination of reality television. And as if the shear existence of such a show weren’t enough of a reason to be a spectacle, they brought on Sarah Palin.
Shoot! Laugh if you want to but girlfriend is trying to rally Middle America one mall at a time. Sarah’s in her bag, I wonder if she listens to trap or die music while she on the stroll, hustlin’ for them votes. SMH.
I couldn’t make this stuff up folks, trust! But seriously, I'm going to need TLC to go sit down somewhere. Everybody knows mall cops/security guards already suffer from an inferiority complex that manifests in them being all extra at the store.
TLC is definitely doing too much, following dudes around the parking lot on segways and "policing" bathroom stalls. Why not show the real deal? Where's the footage of the guy trying to "holla" at a P.Y.T. while he's on the clock, the security guard sleeping hard as hell (my personal favorite), or that security guard who is "old as crop dust" and ain't bout to catch a bullet for no part-time.
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